Do you have a Case of the Mondays?
Are you a straight shooter with upper management written all over you?
Or maybe you are a squirrelly looking guy who mumbles a lot?
Do you have a Box of Flair?


Whoever you are, this is the perfect home based virtual "job" for you. Finally! A chance to live your dream of doing nothing!



Duties

Start working at least fifteen minutes late. Just sort of space out for about an hour. Stare at your desk in such a way that makes it look like you are working. Do that for about another hour or so after lunch too. You are welcomed to listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.


Other Responsibilities:

Watch 'Kung Fu' movies
Go fishing
Go out to lunch (try the Pizza Shooters! Yum!!)
Try not to get hassled


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Requirements

About fifteen minutes of real, actual, work per week. Must put coversheets on all TPS reports. Knowledge of money laundering and a good dictionary helpful but not required. NO MICHAEL BOLTON FANS PLEASE.




Equipment Needed:

A robe, PJs, and a Swingline Stapler



Benefits Offered:

40 subscriptions to Vibe Magazine


Salary

Call Corporate accounts payable for more information.




Become a Loafing & Leisure Specialist today because doing absolutely nothing is everything you thought it could be.





HOW TO APPLY

Actually, I'm kinda busy right now. In fact, look, I am going to have to ask you to just go ahead and come back later.



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